Mall Ninjas

[** Serge **]

This is a collection of the wisdom posted on the internet by a guy calling himself Gecko45. It all started back at the end of the halcyon summer of 2001, and his posts have created a certain urban legend that many refer to as the Mall Ninja. Hang out at any gun shop, gun show or shooting match and you’ll see one of these guys; you might even see a group of them since they are known to associate in the wild.

The Mall Ninja is easily distinguished by an abundance of “tactical” gear, such as fatigues, a thigh holster (with, of course, a Glock), combat boots, bandolier and other accouterments that you’d usually only see on a SWAT operative. Median age is usually 19-25, and they tend to boast about their various exploits with certain Special Forces units, all of which they’re too young and idiotic to have joined (real Special Forces types don’t brag). They typically have opinions on everything, regardless of expertise, they are uniformly poor shots, and they tend to exhibit a frightening lack of safety training.

The shadowy and shrill figure known as Gecko45 is the holy Dalai Lama of these dolts, but trust me, there are more. Many, many more.

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

[Moleson]

This is a collection of the wisdom posted on the internet by a guy calling himself Gecko45. It all started back at the end of the halcyon summer of 2001, and his posts have created a certain urban legend that many refer to as the Mall Ninja. Hang out at any gun shop, gun show or shooting match and you’ll see one of these guys; you might even see a group of them since they are known to associate in the wild.

The Mall Ninja is easily distinguished by an abundance of “tactical” gear, such as fatigues, a thigh holster (with, of course, a Glock), combat boots, bandolier and other accouterments that you’d usually only see on a SWAT operative. Median age is usually 19-25, and they tend to boast about their various exploits with certain Special Forces units, all of which they’re too young and idiotic to have joined (real Special Forces types don’t brag). They typically have opinions on everything, regardless of expertise, they are uniformly poor shots, and they tend to exhibit a frightening lack of safety training.

The shadowy and shrill figure known as Gecko45 is the holy Dalai Lama of these dolts, but trust me, there are more. Many, many more.



http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Ben il est gratiné celui-ci...

Moléson

[SadE]

J'aimerais bien voir son EDC à celui la 

[sharky]

Ouais, on commence à en voir dans les stages  

Par exemple, quand tu as un portable qui sonne en plein séminaire et que tu reconnais la sonnerie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VoUrjUwPQw&feature=related

Je m'excuse d'avance pour ceux qui se sentent visés, je trolle un peu ce soir.

Et pour le plaisir, LA collection de tactical caps:

[Eric Lem]

Si on en voit dans les stages, c'est plutôt bon signe : c'est qu'ils essaient de se connecter au réel... 

On voit que tu n'as jamais eu à répondre à leurs questions.... 

[DavidManise]

On voit que tu n'as jamais eu à répondre à leurs questions.... 

[sharky]

On voit que tu n'as jamais eu à répondre à leurs questions.... 

Euh, c'est qui le plus fort des trois entre toi, Rod et Luc?

 

[Baptiste]

 

[Moleson]

On voit que tu n'as jamais eu à répondre à leurs questions.... 

Ben des vrai de vrai, j'en ai pas encore vu en stage.

Moléson

[Eric Lem]

Euh, c'est qui le plus fort des trois entre toi, Rod et Luc?

Celui que tu ne vois pas quand tu parles aux deux autres... 

[P-H]

Par exemple, quand tu as un portable qui sonne en plein séminaire et que tu reconnais la sonnerie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VoUrjUwPQw&feature=related

Je m'excuse d'avance pour ceux qui se sentent visés, je trolle un peu ce soir.

Bein moi, ma sonnerie c'est le même "bip" que celui de leur sonnerie...
Comme je ne compte pas mettre les pieds dans un de vos stages, je peux la garder?
Je m'excuse d'avance je trolle un peu ce soir...

[Gros Calou]

Euh, c'est qui le plus fort des trois entre toi, Rod et Luc?
 

Celui qui dit qu'y est 

Ya pas de quoi se marrer puisque c'est la réalité, c'est les trois et ppuis si y en a un qui manque il n'est jamaisd trop loin  

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